I still glance at the profile of every single guy who messages me, since my inbox isn’t so flooded as to deter me. They usually send messages like “your profile caught my eye, check mine out and if you like what you see, hit me back!” 99% of the time I find the guy has pretty nearly nothing in common with me.
This profile caught my attention for two reasons:
- Username: chillassmfer (read: Chill Ass MFer!)
- "About me" section: No sentences, just copy and pasted lyrics from what (after a google search) appears to be a Sarah McLachlan song!
I know what you’re thinking. The use of Sarah McLachlan lyrics ought to be an endearing quality in a guy. Who is secure enough in his masculinity to quote the queen of Lilith Fair? Think again. The lyrics are terrifying!
and I would be the one
to hold you down
kiss you so hard
I’ll take your breath away
and after, I’d wipe away the tears
just close your eyes dear
Who is this guy, Lennie from Of Mice and Men? Someone who loves animals (and snowboarding btw) and wants to SMOTHER ME LITERALLY ASPHYXIATE ME WITH LOVE. No thanks, think I’ll keep fishin’. Good luck though.
P.S. the only better username than ChillAssMFer I’ve seen has been SOUNDGAZM743.